If you've stumbled on this page, it's because you're slightly terrified your business is collapsing and you want to know what your churn rate is. Fear not! Your business probably isn't collapsing - at least, not quite as fast as you think. 😬

churn rate noun
noun: churn rate; plural noun: churn rates
The percentage rate at which customers stop subscribing to a service."the churn rate for cable is much higher than that for satellite services"

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